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Swear words in Pakistan

Urdu & Punjabi

Punjabi swears tend to be earthier and funnier than Urdu ones.

The 10 most-used swear words in Pakistan, ranked from nuclear to Grandma-safe. Tap “Hear it” to hear each one, or tap a red bar to reveal a word.

Top 10, mildest last
  1. 1
    bhen chodبہن چود BEHN chodeSisterf***er.
    Nuclear
  2. 2
    madar chodمادر چود MAH-dar chodeMotherf***er.
    Nuclear
  3. 3
    teri maa kiتیری ماں کی TEH-ree MAA keeYour mother’s…
    Very rude
  4. 4
    kanjarکنجر KUN-jarPimp, lowlife.
    Very rude
  5. 5
    haramiحرامی ha-RAA-meeBastard.
    Rude
  6. 6
    kuttaکتا KOOT-taDog.
    Mild
  7. 7
    lanatلعنت LAH-natA curse on you.
    Mild
  8. 8
    khotay da puttarکھوتے دا پتر KHO-tay da POOT-tarSon of a donkey (Punjabi).
    Mild
  9. 9
    ullu ka patthaالو کا پٹھا UL-loo ka PUT-thaSon of an owl. Idiot.
    Grandma-safe
  10. 10
    bakwasبکواس buk-WAASNonsense.
    Grandma-safe
Rudeness: 1 Grandma-safe · 2 Mild · 3 Rude · 4 Very rude · 5 NuclearTap a red bar to reveal one word.

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